Galoria Hunter Series

Right when you’re on a roll, what happens? You get a freaking virus!!! An hour+ wasted trying to get this crap off of the desktop. Bastards!

Okay, background info first. Amanda is my brother’s son’s mother. Hence ‘Baby Mama Drama’. I don’t have a baby mama. My brother is 18, she’s 17, their son is a year old.

Everything started on April 24 when my mom called me all upset because Amanda had posted a stupid petty, childish Facebook status about wanting to find someone new. I’ve mentioned it before, but my brother is currently in a juvenile facility in Fort Lauderdale (my least favorite place in the world).

Now I was going to just brush the entire thing away, put it in the ‘Mom’s overreacting’ pile.

The next day, April 25, my mom called me and said that she couldn’t find Amanda’s profile anymore and she asked me to check it out. She was afraid that Amanda had said something about her or something that she didn’t want Mom to see. I looked up Amanda’s Facebook and quickly found out that she had blocked us.

When Vanessa (AKA: Pickles) got home, I filled her in and she prompted me to text Amanda. So, this is the conversation that ensued:

Me: What’s going on?

Amanda: Nothin

Me: What exactly did you say yo get my mom all upset?

Amanda: Nothing shes the one bitching at me. I just hung up on her.

Me: What was she “bitching” about?

Amanda: Something on FB she dont know anything about. Wants to call someone on easter when im busy and start going off about something none of her business

Me: Did you delete me from your friends list? Is there anything you don’t want me to see?

Amanda: I deleted EVERYONE cause im sick of u guys peeping and dont know how to mind you business. Which doesnt matter yall dont give a rats ass about conner or ralph!

*This prompted me to hand Vanessa my phone and say, “Call her.” But like the child she is, Amanda didn’t answer so my superhero of a sister left a very sweet voicemail. In response, the little brat sent this:

Amanda: Oh yeah you guys really care. Then why hasnt vanessa seen conner? And if you cared so much you’d be helping me with him while your brother is locked up? But thats okay. Im a good mom and dont need anyone for that as i can do it just fine on my own. Im done trying to like your family and reaching out to you guys. Dont bother to text me or anything anymore cause im blocking everyone.

Vanessa from my phone: This text is from Vanessa. Since you are too much of a coward to call me back, first of all, I will never explain my relationship with my brother to you, which those reasons keep me from meeting your son. Myself and my family have been through and seen things with him that you wouldn’t be able to comprehend. He has chosen a path I don’t want to be a part of, but he is still my family. I have watched my mom go out of her way physically and financially for you and your son. Because there is a baby things should have been dealt with in a mature and adult way, but that’s really out of the question because someone has a lot of growing up to do, that’s dealing with “family” issues on Facebook. I really am sorry that I’ve never met Conner and I wish you the best.

We unfortunately didn’t get any response after that.

Okay, I have nothing to do with this little bitch other than the fact that my brother knocked her up. That’s it! Vanessa has cut all ties with Hank after the worst Christmas ever. For that reason why the hell would she take time to visit his kid?

It’s not my fault that she got knocked up!

Maybe she should have thought about how hard it would be before she started dating a hoodlum like Hank. Maybe she should have thought about how hard it would be and kept her legs closed!